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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Potions Brewed:	103	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Farms Harvested:	144
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Potions Brewed:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Votes:	2017	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Farms Harvested:	326
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	5283	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Farms Harvested:	165	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	138
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	8888
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7101

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com