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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7823	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Farms Harvested:	115	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1029
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	490614	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3649	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Animals Bred:	57
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	2118	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9371	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5112
Mines Excavated:	3524	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

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