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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9059	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5122	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Votes:	9233	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Emeralds Found:	9252
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	6850	Reality Warps Survived:	0

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	593

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	213	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc