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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	117	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5496	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	6676
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

towny.fluffeconomy.com

Essence SMP

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

essencesmp.sparked.network

ReformedCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mines Excavated:	2742
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

108.174.60.5:25865

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

play.coralmc.it

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	88	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

ClubTurtle.mcnetwork.me

DelphiCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Delphicraft is among the best minecraft servers, combining factions, survival and mcMMO for a unique minecraft multiplayer experience.

Building on SMP and survival servers, Delphicraft adds the best from minecraft factions with a simple menu-based system giving you complete protection and control over your faction server lands and members.

Delphicraft also adopts the best of mcMMO servers with integrated, well-developed skill trees and bonuses, player jobs, ranks and unique custom kits for immersive minecraft RPG and roleplay server fun!

If you’re looking for new minecraft servers, visit Delphicraft at www.delphicraft.net

Join us in Minecraft at play.delphicraft.net Join the Delphicraft Discord Server: https://discord.gg/hsYfTkK View the Delphicraft Live Map: https://map.delphicraft.net

play.delphicraft.net

Covet Network

Buildbattle, Crystalpvp, Duels, Hungergames, Murdermystery, Paintball, Parkour, Randomkits, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Tntrun, Villagedefense

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	958714	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

About This ServerWe have a plethora of servers in development and currently running! We have tons of optimizers, modes, and gameplay to choose from. Hunger Games, Parkour, Duels you name it! Have fun!What is the server IP for covet?The IP address of covet Minecraft server is play.covet.networkHow do I play on the covet Minecraft server?Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Covet Network.

play.covet.network

Ironcraft Austria

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Emeralds Found:	106	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

A good server with nice players. No whitelist. Forum at: http://forum.ironcraft.at.vu You must read the rules to be unlocked. Trailer on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kf9mcGXe0E Iron forever!

mc.ironcraft.at.vu

TheaLater

Economy, Mini Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2036
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	2747
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

This is a welcoming cottage core server with a discord. Its super fun and vanilla. We have lots of shops to buy stuff and everywhere you go you will see cute builds. Come join 🙂

mc.thealater.tk

Factory Tycoon 1.18.x – 1.20.x Bedrock/Java

Automation, Chestshops, Custom, Farming, Minions, Other, Plots, Plotsquared, Rankups, Shops

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1312	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Welcome to Factory tycoon.

This is a tycoon style game, your end goal is to have the most money on the server.You can achieve this goal by making your own automated farms or you can use the minions, you can even use custom generator blocksthat produce crops without you needing to do anything.You are also able to get more building space by using the money you earned.

We hope to see you soon.

factory.slampvp.com

Violet Memories RPG Mage’s and Masher’s Update

Bosses, challenge, dragons, FANTASY, Magic, Moddedserver, PvP, RPG, Soulslike, Swords, teamwork, Terraria

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4763	New Chunks Explored:	98437
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Die party up, dream, survive this simple loop will be your driving force in a world full demons magic and ever hungry dragons.

Violet Memories RPG Mage's and Masher's Update Minecraft Server

A 2023 Revival of my most popular server and modpack with a few quality of life tweaks and regular updates

Death

Revival

Endure

Assimilate

Manipulate

Steampunkers, mages,warriors,tamers, This world claims them all in the end! If enjoy a challenging path to power in your own way with your own methods be it alone or with up to 4 party members. Elden ring, Yogbox, Terraria or fans of Doom, you’ve found your home and it welcomes you open arms.

Multiple full fledged and secret realms

Thousands of pieces of gear armor and magic to find and an use

Support for real parties thousands of new monsters to battle a full spell crafting system as well race support and full well rounded rpg classes building other dimensions utility mods for quality of life. A pack full of heart and soul it bring a friend or Journey alone enjoy the experience from beginning to end always with new content to explore and pillage.

The Modpack for Curse Forge: legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/violet-memories-rpg

The Modpack for Technic Technic Launcher: www.technicpack.net/modpack/violet-memories-rpg.1977566

The Discord server to chat with us and ask questions: discord.gg/aYdP6yqQ23

Features:The Ultimate Rpg if you can think of it its probably a featureMany Unique Bosses and Diablo 3 style elite mobsMultiple means of spell craftingPlayer leveling with health grown and new powersOver 1000 new pieces of New gear including spears sweeping great-swords and spearsVanity slots for armor as well a costume gear to further diversify yourself Over 70 mobs Dedicated to the protection of players from new Golems to tamable cockatrices and dragonsOther Realms mods likes twilight forest Aether and much much more

Hundreds of unique bosses

Be challenged from start to end with dozens of unique and fully animated bosses that range from manageable to requiring a full party of geared adventurers to take down

Hundreds of unique bosses Be challanged from start to end with dozens many many unique and fully animated bosses that range from managed to requiring a full party of geared adventurers to take down Fully reworked swimming and a fleshed out Ocean with fully Customizable and pre-made Submarines Sea Monsters Fish and Treasure

Violet Memories RPG Mage's and Masher's Update Minecraft Server

Fight Hunt and Ride over 20 Variants Of Dragons with unique properties

Around 2k weapons have been added to the game with with different ranges cleaves and properties some physical and some magical in nature quite a mix of both

violetmemories.serverminer.com

1.2.5 !! Sanctum Hardcore

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

THERE ARE NO ANNOYING APPLICATIONS TO JOIN iConomy system MCMMO Courier Mail Guest world / Normal world / Nether / The End / Creative Dynamic map! Chests / doors LWC protection Money drops from monsters! Showcase shops! Griefing logs VIP Ranks Private territories / Region market Creepers don’t ruin your buildings PVP-toggle Spleef Arena Treasure chests Auto-promote to Trusted Uptime 24 / 7 NoLagg / NoCheat

mc.sanc.us

Murucraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to Murucraft Survival! This vanilla server has been running since 1.15.2 with no world resets, and there are no gameplay-altering mods or plugins installed.

Couple of things: – The difficulty is HARD! – The world type is Large Biomes. – The only altered gamerule is PlayerSleepingPercentage to 0% so only one player needs to sleep to skip the night. – Griefers get banned! I have a block logger and WorldEdit with region backups, so any griefs will be rolled back. Your builds will be safe forever.

World map: http://murucraft.xyz:4815

Discord: http://discord.gg/avGsR9W

murucraft.xyz

Violet Myths Rpg 2024 Reset Update

challenge, Difficult, eldenring, FANTASY, Magic, mmo, PvP, RPG

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6295	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	1274	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6641
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Violet Myths Rpg 2024 Reset Update Minecraft Server

Myths monsters and magic hundreds of monsters a near a dozen playable races with skills passives and hundreds of weapons and spells fine tune your player-style.

The modpack Technic Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/violet-myth-rpg.1946414The Curse forge version of the pack: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/violet-myth-rpgThe Official discord server: discord.gg/aYdP6yqQ23

Includes

-Difficult in the vain of terraria or elden ring

-Rolling weapons skills fully animated dodging the option for Souls like combat

-A dark fantasy base with some element sprinkled in

-Castles myths demons and dungeons

-Over 60 bosses

-Hundreds of weapons

-A full party system several realms

-Diablo style elite enemies

mythsofpurple.serverminer.com

KaianVea RPG (2)

Bosses, Citizens, Citizens2, Customitems, Detailled, dnd, FANTASY, Fun, Levelledmobs, Magic, Medieval, Medium, Medival, Npcs, Questing, Questsystem, Roleplay, RPG, Sentinel, Skript

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

IP: KAIANVEA.NET

After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land.

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovon, and Artesia, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims!Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

Updates weekly!

kaianvea.net