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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Mencraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

A private survival multi-player. – Java (latest version) – occasional wars – paid 24/7 99.998% server uptime – No griefing base rule (can take over) – game enhancing plugins that don’t change the game: Combat log, Graves – Hard Game Difficulty – PVP Enabled – infinite Player Slots – 25% Player Sleep – 30000 Block World Border – Active Community Discord – Whitelist on. Feel free to dm CarboNitee#9678, ev#0010

restart.mcserver.us

Hide Your Fire Civilized Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2350
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

We’re player run. We have a light but functional government of player operators, and player input is what drives this place.

We’re well managed. Our server admins are pro/am, and know their stuff. Years of nightly backups, with per-spot or per-player rollbacks available for the asking.

We’re free. There is no currency involved, no buying ranks. We play because we love Minecraft.

We’re friendly. We’re almost always super welcoming and nice. Oh, and there’s no hate speech tolerated here – racism, nationalism, sexism, homophobia. That means you’re safe to just relax, and play. It’s smashing.

We’re currently running NO WORLD BORDER. That’s right. It just …. keeps going. Infinite map.

We also have MoveCraft, SimpleClans, SavageSmelter, CoreProtect (for rollbacks) LWC for chest / door / armor stand locking, Stables for horse management, and XP Deposit. Come on, join us.

play.hideyourfire.com

Pokenite Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

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pokenite.net

Eternity MC

Crackedserver, Events, Lifestealserver, Missions, Quests, RANK, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2642

What is Eternity MC?Eternity MC is an Asian Minecraft Server.

Why should we join Eternity MC?We should join Eternity MC because of the following features :

play.eternitysrv.xyz:25729

RenateMC

Cpvp, Economy, free, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

RenateMC’s existence is to make sure you to have fun. We place our locations instead of Singapore and target players from Philippines. We understand that ping matters, and we place our servers in Philippines to minimise your ping as low as possible, while expanding into locations like India and Homg Kong for more global players.

play.renatemc.com

www.infinitysilence.1x.de

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

concept Are you looking for a German Minecraft server that runs stable and smoothly – with a nice community that likes to help each other out? Are you tired of constantly having to move because ugly buildings are being built near you or because griefers are constantly destroying your work? Then you are exactly right with us! -ISG-minecraft-server is a Minecraft server for up to 32 players and, thanks to its well-thought-out and constantly evolving concept, offers the greatest possible protection for your buildings with correspondingly great freedom and selection of blocks. Zone principle on Empire (our main world) By automatically creating resident zones, which can also be connected to entire cities, you enjoy absolute protection of your property. If you need more space, this is of course no problem – a simple ticket for a zone expansion is sufficient. If you later want to build a home in another location, you can create another zone for a certain fee. If you are a fan of large projects, the community project area near the spawn offers you enough space to plan and implement epic projects together with other players. Community projects also have the opportunity to introduce themselves in the town hall at the spawn.

84.200.27.250

Heart SMP

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Each 4 LVL u will gain 1 heart U can try u skills and build cool base we have teams plugin too and economy with valut u can even buy flytime using /tf we have claim plugin too u can open chests in someone claims so u can rob players I made that bc i want to play with someone

heart_smp.gamename.net:43686

Provim 1.20.4 + 1.21 Features – | SURVIVAL | STORY | VALENTINES EVENT NOW

#exciting, Adventure, Adventuremode, best, Claims, Community, Contest, Contests, Dedicated, Discord, Epic, Event, Events, Fun, Gaming, Giveaway, Giveaways, Griefprotection, Hybrid, Hybridserver, Landclaim, Network, Provim, Quests, RPG, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Story, Storymode, Survival, Survivalmode, Survivalserver, Survivalworld

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8398
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

🎮 Playtime Ranks | Grief Protection | Group Chats 🎮

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Live the ultimate adventure on Provim! 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 is a home away from home for gamers looking for the best environment to Survive, Build and play through our epic Story – solo or in a group!

💔[𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘒 𝘖𝘕𝘓𝘠] 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨’𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 – In the spirit of Valentines Day, Valentio has come to the event isle and brought his carnival with him! This will be accessible starting RIGHT NOW and will continue for one week. Get there with /event.

➡️ 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐒𝐌𝐏 – 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 5 – The Provim SMP is finely tuned and balanced to maintain a Vanilla-esque game feel. Our custom mechanics are all designed to feel like a natural part of the Minecraft experience and are designed with playtime based ranks – 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐧!

➡️ 𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 – 𝟎.𝟐.𝟎 – Hop into 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦 and complete our various quests! Our Story mode is a unique, expansive experience that will have you travelling from island to island. Our Story is a fun additional game mode, adding a balanced layer on top of our already amazing SMP.

Join DISCORD for special events, giveaways,and to keep up to date with the community!

play.provim.org

Wild SMP

smp, Survival, Wildsmp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Bedrock + JavaIP: play.wildsmp.xyzBedrock Port: 25590

Website: www.wildsmp.xyz

MAP: map.wildsmp.xyz

Wild SMP is a new Custom Terrain survival server with lots of features! Don’t worry about griefing on this server as there is a brilliant claiming system. This is the perfect server for you as there are many things to do such as: Meet new friends, create shops and markets, relax and most of all HAVE FUN!!

play.wildsmp.xyz

Epicmcs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3753	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

No White List Dedicated Server, Land Protection, Hunger Games, Towny, PVP War Zones, Mob Arenas, creative World Edit, Live Map. Gain skills and custom enchanted upgradable weapons and armor as you play with Unique EpicAutoRank and EpicArmor. Custom Epic Plugins designed to enhance playing experience you cannot get anywhere else! Join the greatest Minecraft community in the world!

mc.epicmcs.com

Mystic SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

The Mystic SMP is a minecraft server for the streamer Pheo_xd on twitch but its much more! We have playershops, economy, crates, ranks and much much more!

play.mysticsmp.com

Persival Minecraft [1.20.4]

classic, LATEST, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Persival Minecraft is a pure survival persistent minecraft server. We have a few plugins to help with management of the server and player features. The most notable being:

BottledExpCustom ItemsHomes/TeleportationLocketteSleep

No mods, no bullshit. Simple rules and small community. Discord is required to play on this service.Join our Discord here!

persival.firav.us

Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP

Hexxit2, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP

Explore a world like no other in Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP, the ultimate Minecraft modpack experience hosted on the Panda’s Server Network. Immerse yourself in an adventure that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with the thrilling challenges and excitement of the Hexxit 2 modpack.

Features:

Hexxit 2 Modpack: Dive into a realm of endless possibilities with the Hexxit 2 modpack, featuring a curated selection of mods that enhance every aspect of your gameplay experience. From new weapons and tools to mysterious dungeons and powerful artifacts, there’s always something new to discover.

Survival Mode: Test your skills and resilience in our survival mode, where every decision matters. Gather resources, build shelters, and fend off hostile mobs as you strive to thrive in a world full of challenges.

Conquer Other Realms: Embark on epic quests to conquer bosses from other realms, each with their own unique abilities and challenges. Team up with fellow players or go solo as you face off against formidable foes and claim victory for yourself.

Panda’s Server Network: Join a thriving community of Minecraft enthusiasts on the Panda’s Server Network, where players come together to share their experiences, collaborate on projects, and forge lasting friendships.

Join Us Today:

Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or new to the world of Minecraft modpacks, Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP offers an immersive and exhilarating gameplay experience for players of all skill levels. Join us today and embark on a journey unlike any other!

pandashexxit2.g.akliz.net:10544

Level Up Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	8396

Level Up Minecraft is a large and popular Minecraft server that caters for all types of players. We ensure that all our players are happy and also make sure our server has minimal to no lag.

We currently have 7 servers set up and running which include: HUB Survival PvP Skyblock Creative Hunger Games

All servers are connected by a cloud, meaning you can easily teleport between servers using a simple command listed on the server – or use the server portal pads in HUB.

You can visit our website at: http://www.levelupmc.com Server IP: mc.levelupmc.com

mc.levelupmc.com

StroopCraft

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mines Excavated:	1664	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

StroopCraft is a new minecraft server! We have 3 gamemodes: Survival, Parkour and Bedwars. We have multiple custom Parkour and Bedwars maps. Our server is mainly in English, but we also have Dutch support.

Server adress: play.stroopcraft.nl

We hope to see you soon on StroopCraft 😀

play.stroopcraft.nl