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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

mc.anarchiamc.pl

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	860601	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

ThenzoSMP.be

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mines Excavated:	4668	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	8847
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7267	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Votes:	2218	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	783
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

legacyminigames.net

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

custom enchants, custom

Plot Creative: 150×150 block plots, monthly changing server spawn built by members

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	108
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7714	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

DupelifeReborn.minefort.com

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

Valley Craft

Cmi, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Itemsadder, Lobby, Modelengine, Multiversecore, Music, Mythicmobs, Plugins, Ranks, Resourcepack, Sound, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Vulcan, Website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Valley Craft is not just a Minecraft server. Our server’s task is to give players feelings and memories. We are not going to make 10,000 seasons every month, our server will work as long as possible!Since it is very difficult to maintain online on such projects, since over time the regular game gets boring, we create incredible events and release big updates for our server.

What are our advantages?

MC ModelWe mainly buy models on the officialwebsite – McModel, the price for some products reaches $40We have unique mobs, weapons and armor on our server,made absolutely without the use of mods.We use them for our events, as well as for competitions,to give unique things to our players.

WE DO NOT AFFECT THE VANILLA GAME, EVERYTHING IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR EVENTS

PluginsWe have a large variety of paid plugins for you.For example, a plugin for changing the year, an expensive anti-cheat, itemsadder, CMI, HappyHud and much more!

Server resource pack

Since we don’t use mods on the server, we make contentonly with the help of plugins and resource packs! Weight of our resource packreaches 50MB, which is a lot, but it changes a lot of thingsin Game. Adds completely new sounds, you can listen to them inthis video presentation!It also adds new types of textures for elytra, totems andjust adds those same MC Models to the serverand much more!

CompetitionWe have already given away more than 6 Minecraft licenses! The total prize fund for one of our competitions was 5,000 rubles! Have you seen this anywhere on such small projects? So I don’t! You can easily recoup your progress simply by actively playing on the server. Competitions are held as regularly as other events.

Use promo code – PlanetMinecraft to buy a tunnel with a 50% discount!Pomo code is valid until 12/31/23

You can see the rest of the advantages of our project on our website – Valley Craft

Our links:Discord – https://discord.gg/qstXT2DPBGYouTube – www.youtube.com/@ValleyCraft_OfficialTelegram – t.me/valley_craft_officialSite – https://valleycraft-donat.ru/Server map – http://d1.gamely.pro:26144/ or valleycraft-donat.ru/map

play.valley-craft.online

LattyCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Hello, you have found a server worth your time. With the unique and custom features, we have achieved high quality gameplay for each of the gamemodes running on our network. The server has ran for over 3 years and the community consists of many long time players and that has set the server atmosphere to be very friendly and helpful. You will feel welcome as soon as you join in.

Over the 3 years of running the server we have had alot of different gamemodes and approaches on running the server, now, after nearly half year of rebuilding and long days of work, we are ready to open as server network for the first time!

Currently there is 3 gamemodes you can join in and play. The server staff is constantly working on improving the server and adding new features. If you need help, be sure to bother the staff! 🙂

us.latty.info

Minestars

Prison

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Minestars is a new upcoming server that still needs some work to do but is already online because the server is looking for staff. Come, join and help us develop the server faster and even better!

37.230.138.167:25593