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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8570 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.
we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.