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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4275 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!