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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1141 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3599 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
