Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486
    Emeralds Found: 1963 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3725
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magic Items Found: 1171
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 158
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Magic Items Found: 2120 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 155 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY