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SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	2817
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crops Grown:	3665	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Farms Harvested:	873
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6042	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	589	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	7847	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	185
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineReam Minecraft Server

actions, Adventures, atmosphere, Community, Decisions, dynamic, Events, Gaming, Herobrine, Minecraft, Mysticism, Pirate, Plot, role playing, Server, Survival, Universe, Weddings, Whitelist

MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	1298

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	180950
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8