Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.