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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9442 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 566 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!