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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3691 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 335 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 121 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!