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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6203 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 763 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!