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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7879 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 89 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 794 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!