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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 301 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2986 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!