Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	6178
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	446596	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6862	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	5661
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Void Armor Forged:	24
Star Shards Collected:	164	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6919	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	2360
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	2196	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2983
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2909
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	118	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	95
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	598
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net