Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️

120server, 120smp, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianserver, Cliffs, Events, Faction, Landclaim, Lands, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, Quests, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, Towny, Townysurvival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

AydaaCraft is a small server with tons of exciting things for all types of players, whether you enjoy grinding achievements, challenging boss battles, building mega bases or ruling an empire, Aydaacraft has something for you!

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We have many worlds to choose from, starting with vanilla, all the way to the old Skylands world updated for 1.20!

——————————————————————————————— ⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

DUNGEONS!

Battle our tough new boss mobs in custom and challenging dungeons, fight your way through small bad guys to a big boss arena! Team up with friends for the ultimate fight and a chance to get some seriously good loot!

CUSTOM MOBS!

Offering a new challenge to survival is Tiered Mobs,Also known as Elites, These elites range in difficulty depending on your level. Start from level 0 and steadily build up to challenge harder mobs in dungeons!

LAND CLAIMING!

Claim land for you and your friends, build up a small town together or conquer the world with Nations. War options are coming soon!

ONLINE MAP!

View the ever expanding online map, view full worlds from a birds-eye-view

[click here]

Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

https://discord.gg/h8BkB3Q

MCMMO and leveling

Over 1000+ Vanilla Advancements

Auction House

(Sell or Auction off items for currency)

Item Vault/bank sharing system

(Store your most prized possessions)

Custom blocks and items(Craftable new items and armor)

Elite arenas(Battle waves of mobs from lv 1 – 50)

Custom link portals

(create an emerald portal with two red stone blocks inside to light it.)

play.aydaacraft.online

Survival.ac | 1.20 | Survival | Grief Protection | Economy | Mcmmo | Fun!

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Our server is the place to enjoy the Minecraft survival gamemode. We’ve made tweaks to the gameplay experience, with some custom enchantments, mcmmo, land claiming, grief rollbacks, and an economy, while still staying true to the core Minecraft survival feel. Join the server by yourself or with some friends, either way you will enjoy it!

survival.ac

Minecraft City

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7221
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5748	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Minecraft city is a Survival Economy server. So the goal is to try and make as much money as possible to expand your economic empire! Our economy is completely unregulated by staff (lase-fair), you wont get money for just being logged on, you have to earn it! Or you could completely avoid the whole economy aspect and venture out and survive on your own or with your friends!

server.minecraftcity.us

TitanMC.co

Economy, Prison

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome, to TitanMC.co

We are a TitanMC remake, owned and moderated by TitanMC originals and huge fans. Our goal for the server is to remake TitanMC to the block, whilst also adding new features. One of our new features is new quests to mix things up and add additional money to your pocket! Other then that, the server is almost exact, with some discrepancies which we are exited to work on in the future. If you are unfamiliar with TitanMC, SSundee did a popular series on it, worth a watch to learn the server. We will be launching on the 27th July 2021 @ 8pm BST.

If you have any questions contact me on discord: Eagle#5784

TitanMC.co

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	5947	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

play.quakemc.com

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

mc.lockedcraft.com

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

play.comparatorcraftsmp.net

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	654	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

server

Server IP: survival-pi.com

Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

survival-pi.com

VanillaPlus – Whitelisted Vanilla SMP – Always The Latest Version!

Abyss Quinn, Jasmeowthecat, Minecraft, Skippy87, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1653	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	92	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to VanillaPlus!

VanillaPlus is a whitelisted vanilla SMP with an expanding community who wishes to just play vanilla with no additional addons or benefits which effect the core gameplay of Minecraft, being on the latest version of the game in release state which is currently 1.20.4.

We’ve added a few changes to make your experience more enjoyable such as a texture pack, some data packs to improve quality of life and a few crafting packs to make some of the grinding in the game less tedious.

You need to make sure you join our Discord first and then join with play.vanillaplus.uk to get a code to DM our Discord bot.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuTfJydwTs

We welcome any community member no matter the background who wishes to have fun and come together to make huge automated farms, build amazing bases and sell their stock at the spawn shopping area.

We’ve recently added support for bedrock and account linking! Come join today and have fun on VanillaPlus!

Hope to see you on there!

play.vanillaplus.uk

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

towny.fluffeconomy.com

Essence SMP

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7737	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

essencesmp.sparked.network

ReformedCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

108.174.60.5:25865

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2323	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

play.coralmc.it

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Votes:	1428	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

ClubTurtle.mcnetwork.me

DelphiCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Delphicraft is among the best minecraft servers, combining factions, survival and mcMMO for a unique minecraft multiplayer experience.

Building on SMP and survival servers, Delphicraft adds the best from minecraft factions with a simple menu-based system giving you complete protection and control over your faction server lands and members.

Delphicraft also adopts the best of mcMMO servers with integrated, well-developed skill trees and bonuses, player jobs, ranks and unique custom kits for immersive minecraft RPG and roleplay server fun!

If you’re looking for new minecraft servers, visit Delphicraft at www.delphicraft.net

Join us in Minecraft at play.delphicraft.net Join the Delphicraft Discord Server: https://discord.gg/hsYfTkK View the Delphicraft Live Map: https://map.delphicraft.net

play.delphicraft.net