Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

SphereCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3257
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

108.60.193.142:25885

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

144.217.178.36:25581

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

catscraft.net

The Metaverse

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

s12.hosthorde.com:25573

Clover Kingdom

Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	733124
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4038
Void Armor Forged:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

play.cloverkingdom.org:2072

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

play.minearchy.com

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

oyna.uzakdiyar.net

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

ravand.org

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	5737
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Blobmc.mc-dns.net

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Magic Items Found:	8009	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

chaosmc.ramshard.net

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5112	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

surviveifpossible.us

windycraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

windycraft.net

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

PvPArcade.net

HBSMP

Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!

hbsmp.serveminecraft.net

Nitro MC

120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC

nitro-mc.com