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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6079 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 155 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.
So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?