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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1143 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).