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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1951 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Farms Harvested: | 236 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).