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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3105 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
New Chunks Explored: | 74353 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9665 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).