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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5675 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7857 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).