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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2863 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
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