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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2515 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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