Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your house.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT – don’t worry, it’s totally safe (probably).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet zombie pigman, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 8
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
New Chunks Explored: 749351 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

    Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

    Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

    Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

    Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

    Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

    Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

    But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

    CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!
    Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

    AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

    Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

    Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

    But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

    Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

    And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

    Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

    So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

    PixelPimps Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

    ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

    So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

    PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

    Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

    NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

    Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

    Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Potions Brewed: 173 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

    Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

    Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

    GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

    With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

    PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Potions Brewed: 61
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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