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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	2651

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	8553
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	7662
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	902
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchantments Applied:	56
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4085	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	8557
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4266
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ores Mined:	2564	Emeralds Found:	7628
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	9242
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	748	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net