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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mines Excavated:	3815	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2270
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	3578	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Votes:	4430
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us