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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	4671	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	97
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	96
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6858	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	259	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600