Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

CREEPERS, guilty pleasure, intimacy with self, Jerk, lolz, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Ready, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure is empowering, self pleasure is fulfilling, self pleasure is gratifying, self pleasure is healthy, self pleasure is important, self pleasure is liberating, self pleasure is natural, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-pleasure is normal, sexual pleasure, solo play, Style, taboo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7600
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	75

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	1819
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3395	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Items Found:	1730
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mines Excavated:	3030
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696