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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Votes:	5196	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	5131	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
New Chunks Explored:	205118	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	5246	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Potions Brewed:	198
Star Shards Collected:	58	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crops Grown:	1906
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6247	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Star Shards Collected:	165	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Potions Brewed:	123

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Potions Brewed:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	222212

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Items Found:	7443	Buildings Constructed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com