Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 198 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2368 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can build a big house, drive two cars, and have four kids all while working menial unskilled jobs! In the year 2000, this was the epitome of lower middle class living and now you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for a hilariously absurd time and see if you can reach the ultimate status of lower middle class luxury! 😂🏡🚗👨👩👧👦 #LivingTheDream #MinecraftMadness
