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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5381 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive TNT pranks, giant rainbow sheep roaming the land, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and turn your enemies into dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players compete in a hotdog eating contest while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner faggot with pride! Just remember, this is your fag board, so leave your sanity at the door and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.