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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7078 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive TNT pranks, giant rainbow sheep roaming the land, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and turn your enemies into dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players compete in a hotdog eating contest while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner faggot with pride! Just remember, this is your fag board, so leave your sanity at the door and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.