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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5052 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Hey there, you absolute legends! Guess what’s poppin’ on our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s wilder than Robert De Niro’s freakout over Trump’s trial and Netanyahu calling a massacre a party!
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!
