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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 453 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1208 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Hey there, you absolute legends! Guess what’s poppin’ on our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s wilder than Robert De Niro’s freakout over Trump’s trial and Netanyahu calling a massacre a party!
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!
