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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4282 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”