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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3986 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”