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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9812 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Farms Harvested: | 724 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”