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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3075 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!
2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?
4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!