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Players: 101/800 Votes: 9449
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 2853 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Emeralds Found: 7280
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest thing since Steve accidentally punched a creeper in the face!

Join our server for a chance to reenact your favorite comedy movies in Minecraft form! Picture this: you and your friends building a giant replica of the Hangover hotel and having a wild adventure trying to find your missing diamond pickaxe!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so hilarious that even the mobs can’t stop laughing. Watch as zombies do the Thriller dance, skeletons tell knock-knock jokes, and creepers try stand-up comedy (spoiler alert: it’s explosive)!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on down and let’s make Minecraft comedy gold together!

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  • BdayBlunderCraft

    BdayBlunderCraft
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6707
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2952 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

    Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

    So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

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  • Pup Puzzle Palace

    Pup Puzzle Palace
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7890
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 731
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

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    Feature Description
    Server Name HexArchon
    Type Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
    Gameplay Features Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
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    Wiki Visit Wiki

    FAQ

    How do I join the HexArchon server?

    To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

    What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

    HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

    What values does HexArchon prioritize?

    • Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
    • Trust & respect
    • Dedicated updates

    What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

    The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

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  • Mystic Grove 1.21.2

    Mystic Grove 1.21.2
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8327
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Magic Items Found: 5098 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 3569
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

    Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

    So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

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  • FlushCraft Minecraft Server

    FlushCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3095
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3930 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

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  • BlockPartyCentral

    BlockPartyCentral
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9113
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

    Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 479
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8593
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8358
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4093 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Towns Built: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6766
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

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    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9404
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ores Mined: 5556
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Crops Grown: 6533 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5119
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9031
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1973
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Votes: 8474 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1545
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 4563
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6358
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 6881 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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