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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Votes:	4512	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	198
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ores Mined:	4498
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Animals Bred:	152

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	68405	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Votes:	9639
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Emeralds Found:	3697	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	8303	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	3379
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	92/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1