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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2148 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 178 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
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We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
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