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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7163 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.