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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2923 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3570 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1325 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.