hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where u gotta mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a circus on steroids!

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur character is transformed into a dancing llama with a top hat and monocle. u gotta navigate through obstacle courses filled with flying pigs and exploding chickens. but wait, there’s more!

every hour, a giant dragon made out of diamonds swoops down and challenges u to a dance-off. if u win, u get to ride the dragon around the server and show off ur sick dance moves to all the other players.

oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where u can party with skeletons and zombies? yea, it’s a thing.

so why waste ur time on boring servers when u can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious server out there? come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

    MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

    LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure
    Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mines Excavated: 2278 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ores Mined: 1862 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ores Mined: 8231

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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