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| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?
Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 417 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 400 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.
Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 720 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6818 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 216 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
