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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4201 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4140 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3512 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!